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  • chanduv23
    11-16 03:25 PM
    actually I realized the difference bet LC ads and EEOC laws:
    Per EEOC, they cannot discriminate to hire a person on a visa. But for green card sponsorship, they have to show preference for an equally qualified USC or perm resident.
    I know this b/c my employer, while sponsoring a previous H-1b at my firm, during the LC process found a qualified USC. They stopped the gc process, but could not let the person go b/c it is legal to hire an H-1b even if USCs are available.

    What practical sense does this make? Once an employer sponsors an H-1b, why would he want to go thru the whole recruiting and training process again to hire a new person?

    When it comes to implementation, things vary. Laws are made so that they can be worked around, laws are made in a way that can be interpreted in many ways, laws canbe generalised, they have grey areas. Everything is based on convinience.





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  • thamizhan
    07-19 09:54 AM
    This is not the case for me....but during a discussion with my attorney and other friends contacts they said if you do not attach the medicals now you may get RFE at a later stage...which you can resolve it.

    I bet any RFE can be articulated with reason by attorney if they are smart enough.

    This is something I heard...but do not hold me on that. Please check with your attorney too and make a decesion.





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  • BharatPremi
    03-24 12:42 PM
    Dude,
    Be specific and say that your PD is current, I was wondering when EB2 India become current.

    Yes, You are right. I should have written "Since EB2-India current PD period is December 2003"





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  • dixie
    11-17 10:56 AM
    I was denied life insurance by Erie based on my non-immigrant status. However, my employer found an alternative insurance company that did not mind my non-immigrant status - but of course charged a premium for the "added risk accrued by foreign citizenship and increased possibility of travel abroad". Its of course a different story that I CANNOT travel abroad frequently precisely for the same reason - the increased risk of DHS denying entry due to foreign citizenship.

    I got a quote and passed the physicals, and only two months later was told the underwriter doubled the premium because I did not have green card.


    For mortgage, you have to shop around to find one that does not mind your non-immigrant status. I was able to get preapproved for a first time buyer loan with low rate. But I did not purchase the house. So I will not know if they would jack my rate up at closing because of my status as the insurance company did.



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  • lfadgyas
    04-16 04:42 PM
    :cool: Yeah, wait till the next one.





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  • Sheila Danzig
    12-12 08:03 AM
    Almost all holders of the CA have a 3 year BCom. We have had, as far as we know, 100% approvals (for only a few cases) showing the CA = US Masters with the proper documentation and a professor's expert opinion letter. However the strong evidence points to the equivalency being a BA.

    Easygoer,

    From your reply, I get that you got your EB2 approved by equating CA to Masters degree. Can you let me know whether your bachelors degree was 3 years or 4 years?

    Also, could you let me know which month and year your appeal got cleared?

    Thanks a lot for your help.



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  • gsc999
    09-19 08:20 PM
    :) This happens like clockwork after every successful IV event. Infact, we have been waiting for such posts to appear, especially from junior members who have joined recently and its not a surprises that they have anonymous profiles ;)

    Guys calm down and don't be defensive. You don't have to explain your successes to anyone. Lets be smart about this and lets learn from our past experiences.

    That some anonymous member is asking such questions demonstrates that people who oppose IV agenda are usually arm-chair critics. They have absolutely no idea how phenomenal this event was.





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  • gc67890
    05-31 01:19 PM
    Voted yes



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  • snathan
    06-16 11:21 PM
    what about 221(g)?

    I would say all issues related to re-stamping. I am not sure how any particular issue can be addressed. Lets see...





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  • EkAurAaya
    10-11 04:30 PM
    Yes Sir. Unfortunate for labor not cleared in time.
    EB3 RIR March 2005.

    Off topic - Didn't PERM start in March 2005?



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  • GCplease
    05-09 09:58 AM
    OMG, I am truly apalled by these stories. What is DOS upto.

    Reminds me of the movie Rendition where the guy will be taken to another country and physically tortured because he is an American Citizen but born in a Muslim country and he is a chemical Engineer.

    Here in these real life stories, the physical torture is not there (Thank God), but the emotional torture is equally worse. I still cannot believe something like this can happen in this century.

    People forced to have an extended stay in their home country, forced to let go of their belongings in US, not sure if their employer will preserve his job, this is ridiculous.

    Guys, I am really sorry for you. I would suggest, a bunch of you guys join together, contribute some money and consult with an Attorney like Sheila Murthy or Rajiv Khanna and try to coordinate things through Immigration Voice because our name could carry some weight. There should be atleast 10 of you guys so that there can be the desired impact. I am sure your Employers will be backing you. Get letters from them, document your sufferings and get in touch with Senators and congressmen.

    I sincerely hope your sufferings will come to an end in the near future.

    I think, getting my visa re-stamped has become the most inhuman experience. I received my visa renewal I-797 in January 2008 and since I was visiting India in Feb 2008, I decided to get the remaining period (2 years) of my H1B visa stamped. I was not expecting any trouble since I had received my 2nd visa stamp just last year in March 2007. I thought it was impossible for the visa officer's to not have my information since I have been through the drill two times before. Unfortunately, on the Feb 11th, when I went to get my passport stamped, the Visa Officer started giving out blue handouts (this one is not even listed on the New Delhi embassy website) one after the other and sure enough to me too. She wanted to know what I did (Quality Engineer in a biotech company) and even while I was explaining she started chit chatting and laughing with her superior (I assume). Then she wanted to know about my experience of over 4 years in just three words. I was completely shocked. How could I sum up my experience in 3 words. I gave her my answer but was bluntly told to take the blue handout and send the questionnaire and resume as listed to a given email ID. I did that the next day, having no idea what I was getting into. It has been over 2 and a half months now and till date I have no idea what exactly is my fault and what is happening with my visa. The visa officer kept my and my wife's passports and I-797 form and around march 11th asked for my i-129 and other documents which I promptly gave at the embassy. Every time i have called the embassy or the DOS, I get the same response that the application is pending security check and no more details can be given. They refuse to understand that I have a life and home there and i have to pay my bills. I have lived in US for 8 years now and have also completed my master's there. Every month I have to call the utility companies, insurance company, post office and phone company to know what my bills are and have to pay them. Every two months I have to spend close to Rs 1800 to fedex checks to my friends so that they can pay my rent. I have had to cancel my flight tickets and suffered losses there. I have not even filed my tax returns for the year. My life is thrown completely out of gear and i have no idea how i will pay my rent and bills if my company decides to put me on unpaid leave or just terminates my employment. The consulates refuse to issue even a visitor visa so that we can go to US and dispose off our properties. How inhuman and arrogant can the get? How could we possibly become criminals overnight? How can they expect our employer's to retain us after such long delays (so guys have been stuck for 8 or more months)? Aren't they forcing unemployment unjustly on us without any reason if they cannot find anything wrong with our background later? What national security secrets act is preventing the phone visa specialists from disclosing exactly where we are in the process and what is stopping the progress? There are so many questions that need answers and all of us feel helpless as we continue to witness DOS destroy our credibility, careers, our credit history...almost everything that we have worked so hard to earn. How can they expect to build bridges with the world when they are hurting unjustly so many people (29 pages worth of numbers at delhi website and some 59 pages worth of numbers at the chennai website and God knows how many on other consulates worldwide. I have heard people spending some $5000 every month in Canada. This is horrible and some community organizations and law firms must talk to the DOS/Whitehouse about this issue. National Security is must but there must be better way than playing with the future of so many innocent people (99% most likely of which will have acceptable backgrounds).





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  • gcseeker2002
    03-02 02:51 PM
    Did you wire transfer funds too many times in larger amounts?
    this is absurd, why would wire transferring money have immigration officer visit the candidate, if they dont want to give us GCs then most people will continue to transfer money.



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  • pappu
    08-31 10:04 PM
    There is a blog attached to this article. Please follow up. Already, there are 72 comments.

    On an unrelated note, my explorer dies on IV's new (since yesterday) home page. Some other explorer's work fine. How can I fix it? Thanks!

    Explorer starts exploring google map and gets lost.:D

    Its seems to be working fine on my explorer and Firefox.

    Macaca your help is needed in finding some good slogans and quotes for banners. we are still looking for a few. We do not have much time to finalize. If you know some, then post on slogans thread





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  • matreen
    08-15 04:35 PM
    In the letter from the new employer include the following (start date, title, job description, salary and position type):

    This letter is to verify that Mr. Cool Dude (SSN: ) has been employed by our company as a full-time employee. He has been working with us since Oct 32, 1666 as a Full Time Gamer.

    Mr. Dude's primary job duties include:

    Put Bulletized description here


    Mr. Dude is compensated with an annual salary of $xxx,xxx. The postion is for permanent at will employment and we have continued interest in employing Mr. Dude.

    I trust that this letter would assist Mr. and Mrs. Dude in adjusting their status to a permanent resident as soon as possible. If you have any questions, please do not hesitate to contact me.


    Sincerely,

    Joe Employer

    As far as docs are concerned add the following with the EVL:

    Your covering letter
    AC21 Yates Memo
    3 latest paystubs
    I-485 receipt

    that would be it ;)


    Is there a way you can get me a sample letter from employer?



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  • gcgreen
    08-15 12:49 PM
    my non-lawyerly suggestion: do not file ac21 until well into whichever job you takel

    I have read on various forums that there is no necessity to notify unless there is an RFE, but to maintain appropriate evidence at all times. you may want to consider doing that until you are well settled in whichever job you take.

    by the way, what is your PD?
    hope this helps.

    I have a pending AOS (I-485) application
    filed by my previous employer (company A). The I-140 is approved and is well
    past 180 days. I moved from company A to company B in late April
    2008. They did an H1 transfer and filed for AOS portability under
    AC21. I did not like the role there, so had planned a move to Company C, my current employer - again H1 transfer and AC21 (yet to
    be filed). Just before I moved, I got another offer from company D
    (which I believe best fits my long term career interests). I would've
    avoided the hop to company C had I not given the notice to leave at
    Company B. Now, I am looking to move to company D at the earliest (perhaps in a month). I have
    been at company C for 4 weeks now.

    Question:
    Should company C file an AC21? Since there is already an AC21 on file (by
    company B) and if I will move to company D, can I reduce one additional AC21
    filing? This is just so that there aren't 3 Ac21s filed and to avoid
    making me look frivolous. Please advice. If its safer to file it, I
    can request an AC21 filing soon from company C.





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  • chtting2me
    10-09 07:43 PM
    My employer is not giving copy of my I140. With out I140 how to port it to an other job/employer etc ?

    Can some on advise me !



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  • DoggyStyle
    07-21 11:28 PM
    thank u for posting the conversation that I miss. that saves me few bucks. u have the nerve to dial in that other IVians don't
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  • vdlrao
    06-04 06:47 PM
    which VB are you quoting..link doesnt work...

    http://travel.state.gov/visa/frvi/bulletin/bulletin_3236.html

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  • longq
    12-26 03:19 PM
    Did you mean "EB2 ROW Unused visa numbers are not given to EB2 India and China... Are those number given to EB3 ROW ?"

    the bold text is my addition. If that's your question, I am curious about that too.

    It seems as per current DOS practice, the answer is yes. They will be issuing only 2800 EB2 visas per year to India and China. They will be issuing remaining unused visas by EB2-ROW to EB3-ROW.





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    FinalGC
    01-05 11:54 AM
    2) Job security for PMP's. The only job that will not be outsourced to India or China is that of a project manager.

    Wrong !! I work for IBM and IBM just recently outsourced almost all the PM's and SDM's job to India only ( Not to China because of English speaking ability ). IBM got tonnes of skilled MBA's with english speaking. As of now hardly I see any PM's from US during calls. But I admire you for all the other points. well said.

    Dear vine93:

    Your statement may be an unique case in one IBM project. I was a PMO overseeing a large IBM implementation project and all my peers at IBM had PMP's. However, for implementation projects MBA's are never considered better than PMP's, however they are at par. MBA with PMP is a unique combination and it will help your career growth. Yes i too have a MBA with PMP.

    However, you said one important aspect of a Project manager, i.e. communication. The PM needs to have a good command over English communication, both speaking and writing, otherwise life will be a struggle. Many of the Indian, Chinese, Korean and other people from Asian countries have a very strong accent with their English communication....which can become a hinderance in getting the top job. Also note that a PMP will get a job if he is technically qualified and has a PMP, however for the top jobs your soft skills like communication, people skills and networking takes precedence.



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